Office pet peeves
ah. . how I love the working world. .corporate america. .the crazies that i work with. . .ah. .
now that i have all my *love* (coughcough) out. . it's time for another fun round of:
OFFICE PET PEEVES - disguised as notes to my coworkers {cue cheering crowd}
1. please. . by all means. . come in to work whenever the hell you want. .. i'm sure they were just kidding around when they set your hours as 7:30-5pm . . ..they REALLY meant anywhere from 7:35-8:05 to 4:45 - 4:55 . . promise {wink wink}
2. also. . .it's totally okay for you not to do what you're paid for. . no matter how many times someone tells you that you DO have to do it. . . . again. . they were just kidding
3. yep. .you're the only ones who get a lunch break. . because i choose to sit at my desk and eat my lunch i don't get one. . . .AS IF. . . LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FREAKS!!!!
4. we're all reasonably intelligent people - please learn to put paper in the effin' printer. 'nuff said
5. your incessant humming and snorting of snot into your skull really annoy/gross me out. .try to stop
i feel so much better. . now if only they would FREAKIN' LISTEN
posted by {Amanda} @ 8:16 AM
4 Comments:
Hee hee! I totally remember those "corporate" days... eek! Feels good to write it all out, huh?? I think you need to scrap a page about it!
Ewww on the snot snorting!
I SO don't miss Corporate America!
I second that NOT missing Corporate America. Your blog always cracks me up!
Nancy
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